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Sooo if you don’t know about cloud bread it’s time you should
if any of my followers here do low carb or no carb and are distressed because all gluten-free stuff is made of rice flour or things that spike your blood sugar excessively, you can now eat bread made only from eggs and milk. Yeah, it’s real.
It’s called cloud bread. Some people call it oopsie bread but that’s the dumbest fucking name ever, so we’re not going to call it that. Cloud bread makes it sound like a miracle, which it is. Basically egg + milk fat + cream of tartar = bread-like substance.
This is the recipe I use. (sans artificial sweetener. I also like to add a pinch of salt.)
It is not totally indistinguishable from real bread if you just take it out and try to butter it and eat it all by its lonesome, like toast. I guess its closest living relative would be an unflavored, extremely light and fluffy textured quiche filling.
But use it to make a sandwich and it really shines. It’s a nearly perfect duplicate of a brioche bun. Combined with some delicious sandwich ingredients it becomes pretty much unnoticeable as not-bread. Especially if you toast it for a couple seconds in a pan which gives it this really nice flaky crust and warms it up so that it’s basically perfect. Its one downside is that it’s rather delicate and easily flattened, being that it’s only a little fluffy cloud babby made mostly of eggs and air. So be gentle with it.
But I’ve been super happy about it. I have been gorging on sammiches for the past week yessss
that’s what I made this blog for.
making snide remarks about the art I post on my other account.
it took months, but at last this blog has found its purpose
people are very kind not to mention that lady has a teeny chicken wing of an arm
I wanted a Terra doll/figure/something but I couldn’t find any, so I made one. I used one of Tabatha Naomi’s books for help. I highly recommend them! They’re not in english but all of the instructions are illustrated and easy to understand.
gosh the cuuuuutest omg
The robot ladies still have giant perky boobs but I am so impressed that they didn’t do that fucking thing where in a race of humanoid-whatevers, the dudes have badass inhuman facial features and the female versions just look like slightly more “exotic” human faces. Like, being sexually appealing is waaaay more important than racial consistency UGH
I’m pretty impressed with Wildstar. It’s basically Cory Loftis the MMO.
All of these faces are so cool. Badass robo bitches roll out
it’s getting hot and my favorite pair of shorts (read: only) are too big for me.
deerheadlights said: Apparently the explanation is that people are super nice to eachother because they’re afraid during the purge the people they mistreated will murder them (but wouldn’t the first purge have devastated business infrastructure (everyone kills the bosses
Yeaaaaaaaah that’s the dumbest thing lol. Wouldn’t subsequent purges continue to destroy business infrastructure? Wouldn’t productivity and standards everywhere all go to shit as bosses or anyone in a position of any authority is no longer “able” to assert their authority for fear of deadly retribution? What about the cost of damages from everything being fucked up for one night lol
willowisper said: That was my exact thoughts when watching the trailers. I kept wondering how the Purge doesn’t just create MORE tension, hatred, and bitterness. It just seems like a forced premise of why the family can’t call for help or anything.
It does sound like that. I read a review where it was said the film was obviously too proud of its premise to really explore it and give it any kind of depth which is a shame because obviously there is a lot of room for satire and subtext but
YA BLEW IT
p muchwtf movie is shit.
IDGI…….
if one night a year all crime is legal how does that make crime go down for the rest of the year like
it’s not the same mindset as allowing yourself a cookie while you’re on a diet lol THAT ISN’T HOW CRIME.
that just means that people who wouldn’t commit crimes because fear of the law outweighs their desire now are going to go loot stores ‘n shit and break stuff and fuck the place up along with the people who do already. And also how could there possibly be enough people who specifically want to murder other criminals for a single night to make any dent at all in the number of crimes that will be committed for the rest of the year????
that is the dumbest fucking movie premise I have ever heard jesus christ
