in a perfect world (aka the one where i rule everything) you might be tempted to call things cream even though they’re really just white because what the hell, they’re pretty close and you got a clothing store to run but you wouldn’t do that because you’d know that you’d be arrested and executed for wasting my time when I’m shopping online

my stomach is really upset with me right now

come the fuck on what the fuck is your problem with the delicious steak and salad i just fed you

asshole

http://oxgall.tumblr.com/post/93260404419/thoughtsofafuturepast-replied-to-your-post-you

thoughtsofafuturepast:

oxgall:

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thoughtsofafuturepast replied to your post: you know, it seems like hyung tae kim …

or maybe he just likes really big hips and thighs? (idk. that’s usually the assumption)

he definitely has a preference for big meaty thighs but I’m not sure we’ll ever know what’s going under there

or my current favorite that I’m not entire sure what the hell is going on :

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like… it looks like her hip is out of place. >.< or maybe just… not all… good there? lol.

yeah I was honestly torn between which of those two pictures to use as the example lol

her right (our left) hip is like… doing the jersey shuffle lol

thoughtsofafuturepast replied to your post: you know, it seems like hyung tae kim …

or maybe he just likes really big hips and thighs? (idk. that’s usually the assumption)

he definitely has a preference for big meaty thighs but I’m not sure we’ll ever know what’s going under there

which is okay, IDK I’ve reached the point where anatomical eccentricities in art styles no longer bother me overmuch, like IDK, some are obviously less annoying than others. But in general I now enjoy the utter strangeness and distortion that can be applied to bodies in art when the artist is pursuing a certain fluency of gesture, or shape, or whatever

I feel like these things only register as glaringly odd when either the attempt fails, they were an utter oversight and completely unintended, or the viewer’s preferences are simply too far out of sync with the artist’s for them to be intrigued by the same things as the artist, so the attempt to capture a certain something has no resonance with them

you know, it seems like hyung tae kim never really was able to figure out non-ridiculous hips and thighs but that’s okay, I was never able to figure out shoulders so we’ve all got something

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NOOO I was talking about sharing the bacon! Yeah I don’t eat it but by no means was I insulted! I’m sorry… ! Because it sounded tasty and I’m literally always hungry and I joke about bacon 24/7

i would totally share the bacon with you though, if you did eat it just for the record

everybody come here to florida I will cook up a storm

actually wait

on second thought please take me away to anywhere except florida

mandromeda asked:

So sorry if I sounded offended that is the opposite of what I meant, I meant to sound like I was offended that you didn't share the bacon wrapped chicken thigh sorry for the confusion

ooooh omg I’m sorry, I knew it was mostly in good fun but after I posted it I was like “omg that was really insensitive wasn’t it” especially after a month-long religious observance and I don’t know how many of my followers might have various reasons to not want to hear about certain food things.

eyestumblin replied to your post: made bacon-wrapped chicken thighs toda…

… why would you give random sass to someone about them sharing info of their day

ha ha noo it’s my fault

bacon is pork and mandromeda is muslim I am pretty sure (I feel pretty safe in this assumption from all the pictures of your family [also does this make me a stalker? sry] but please do forgive me if I’m wrong) and pork is forbidden, also ramadan only just ended as well, so you know

Don’t ever start thinking about the position of your tongue in your mouth while you’re chewing it gets uncomfortable real fast.

a brahminy blind snake showed up in my bathroom today! I was going to take a picture of it but it was so distressed when I picked it up that I decided to just put it outside immediately instead. It was just as cute and little as I remembered them to be.