are you trying to tell me that jon voight and christopher walken aren’t the same person

Remember when Odin was the fandom’s creepy male privilege guy because he touched the back of Maggie’s hand or something

the ninja turtles tv spot is all: “we were created as weapons but we knew the world would never accept us” (clip of adorable tiny totally normal looking baby turtle getting turtle-mad and fracturing glass)

is this clip trying to imply that they were born as super cute little baby turtles engineered for nefarious purposes? because I……..

I’d totally wear one that was a leather biker jacket, though. I wonder if I could find a cheapo faux leather jacket and just make one myself.